●cat dossier

This is Piku.

Short for Pikachu. Born 27 august, 2018. Picky eater, snack maximalist, professional sunbeam follower. Co-author of every late-night refactor on this site, by way of walking across the keyboard.

// dossier

pub struct Piku {
  name:           String,            // "Piku" (a.k.a. Pikachu)
  born:           Date,              // 2018-08-27
  color:          Tabby,             // brown + white, classic
  favorite_food:  Snack,             // not the actual food, just snacks
  sleep_hours:    u8,                // 14..=18, depending on weather
  vocal:          bool,              // true, especially before 7am
  disposition:    Mood::Regal,
}

impl Piku {
  pub fn demand(snack: &str) -> Result<Treat, Yowl> { ... }
  pub fn walk_across_keyboard(&self) -> Commit { ... }
}

Field photos

Piku, in his natural habitat.

piku.001 · loaf form

piku.002 · sunbeam tax

piku.003 · keyboard ops

piku.004 · zoomies

piku.005 · concern

// observability ─ piku, sample window: lifetimeprod

naps_per_day	expected: 9	observed: 14
treat_acceptance	expected: 0.95	observed: 1.00
food_acceptance	expected: 0.90	observed: 0.42
keyboard_walks_per_pr	expected: 0	observed: 1.7
zoom_event_3am	expected: false	observed: true
cuteness	expected: 0.99	observed: 1.00

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